Madeleine Claire

i am seriously afraid that a spider is going to eat me.

thesleepingsun:

its behind my desk.

…oh mah god. MAN UP NICK, MAN UP.

I don’t like Lady Gaga because she has a “good” sense of style.

I like her because she sings catchy ass songs, and she has balls. Both literally and figuratively.

RA RA AH AH AH ROMA ROMAMA GAGA OH LALA

Remember the kid with the emo hair?

tunadeluna:

giraffiti:

His eyes were engulfed in a jungle and I thought to myself “Come on kid, get a haircut or you’ll trip.”

And he did trip on the stairs.

I remember my emo hair…

Then my super duper straight hair…

Then my Crazy Asian hair…

Now I have the Superman hair swirl on my forehead.

Does emo hair cut itself?

how to study for bio:

KSO

Photosystem 2 is a bitch that hates water, so she gets light to break water up. When water breaks up she has to raise Hydrogen and Oxygen, her babies, on her own.